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Only in America
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Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
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Only in America
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Are there handicap-parking places in front of a
skating rink.
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in America
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Do
we award someone $3,000,000 for spilling hot coffee in their lap.
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| Only
in America |
Do
we have labels on baby strollers to remind people to remove the baby before
folding up the stroller.
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Only
in America
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Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.
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| Only
in America
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Do
people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.
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| Only
in America
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Do
banks leave all the doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. |
| Only
in America
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Do
we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless
junk in the garage.
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| Only
in America
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Do
we use answering machines to screen calls and then have a call waiting
so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first
place.
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| Only
in America
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Do
we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
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Only in America
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Do
we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin
meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
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Only in America |
Do
they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering |
